Lawn Related Quotes



Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pretty lawn, won't plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost.

P. J. O'rourke

#Fragrant #Lawn


Thou shalt not steal unless thou hast a majority vote in Congress.... I'm healthy; subsidized prescription drugs won't do me much good. I'd be willing to forego my prescription drugs if Congress would force some young American to mow my lawn.

Walter E. Williams

#Hast #Lawn #Mow #Subsidized


“This is the latest phase in the city's campaign to encourage natural lawn and garden care practices,”

David Mckeown

#Campaign #Care #Encourage #Garden #Latest #Lawn #Natural #Phase #Practices


Alexia, did you know there is an entire regiment decamping on your front lawn? Laddy Maccon sighed. "Really, Ivy, I would never have noticed.

Gail Carriger

#Ivy #Lawn #Noticed


This was an away-day for the deputy prime minister's staff, who've had a change of responsibilities [on John Prescott's scandalous playing habits... on the croquet lawn]

Paul Clark

#Habits #Lawn #Prime Minister #Responsibilities


“We knew he could be mad. It wasn't like we didn't mow the lawn when we were supposed to. But we also hoped that since he taught us all of this and raised us to be good, maybe someday the light bulb will come on.”

Garrett Ginglen

#Knew #Lawn #Mad #Mow #Supposed #When


He wore his happiness like a mask and the girl had run off across the lawn with the mask and there was no way of going to knock on her door and ask for it back.

Ray Bradbury

#Lawn #Wore


The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.

Maxine

#Lawn #Muscular


Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn. "Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods...

J. K. Rowling

#Harry #Lawn #N #Santa


Amazon is a marvelous conglomeration and delivery system for products of every imaginable function. But the book 'business' is really not the same as the sale of lawn rakes or adapters for telephones.

Janet Fitch

#Amazon #Lawn