Dog Related Quotes



“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

Rita Rudner

#Dog #Dogs #Ha Ha #Religious #Wonder


“I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.”

Dee Brown

#Dog #Old #One #Think #Tried #Word


I would love for the world to have a dog psychology center everywhere.

Cesar Millan

#Dog


“I'm very proud of both these guys. Even the dog did a heck of a job.”

Sgt. Blair Edl

#Dog #Guys #Heck #Job #Proud


“There aren't many places where you'd find folks that'd rather have a corn dog then a steak. But I think in this one, you probably do. And then riding that Ferris wheel, you can get sick before they even tee it up.”

Keith Jackson

#Corn #Dog #Folks #Places #Steak #Think


“I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.”

Whitney M. Young Jr.

#Blind #Dates #Dog #Free


I took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up.

Lisa Bonet

#Be The Best #Best #Best Friend #Best friend #Dog #Friend #Growing #Relationship #Relationships #The Best #Took


“The dog cut an important vein in the man's left leg. He crawled maybe 30 meters and only managed to tell a guard 'dog and ambulance' before he died.”

Christian Ciocan

#Crawled #Cut #Dog #Left #Leg #Managed #Maybe #Meters #Vein


“She's nervous. I'll buy whatever I need to buy so long as I can keep my dog.”

Russell Allen

#Buy #Dog #Nervous #Whatever


“A kitchen-dog is never a good rabbit-hunter”

Proverb

#Dog #Good #Hunter #Kitchen #Rabbit