Cat Related Quotes



I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES!

Richard Curtis

#Cat #Poodles #Talks


Curiosity may have killed the cat, but paranoia was what tied it up in a sack and buried it in wet concrete.

Kate Griffin

#Cat #Curiosity #Paranoia


Of three things be wary- of a feather on a cat, The shepherd eating mutton, And a guardsman that is fat.

Mercedes Lackey

#Cat #Eating #Fat #Shepherd #Wary


Wow," came a familiar voice, "Hypochondriac killed the cat." -Dess

Scott Westerfeld

#Cat


The only identification that would be inscribed on any cat's collar would be "This is the cat's cat."

Elmer Davis

#Cat #Collar


Ignorance killed the cat; curiosity was framed!

C. J. Cherryh

#Cat #Curiosity


My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

Dan Harmon

#Cat #Dogs #Sat


“A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.”

Dean Inge

#Cat #Human #Pleased #Purr #Trusted #When


A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

H. L. Mencken

#Cat #Theologian


“The cat knows best how to catch a rat.”

Muhammed Haider

#Cat #Catch #Muhammed Haider #Rat