Cat Related Quotes
I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES!
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but paranoia was what tied it up in a sack and buried it in wet concrete.
Of three things be wary- of a feather on a cat, The shepherd eating mutton, And a guardsman that is fat.
The only identification that would be inscribed on any cat's collar would be "This is the cat's cat."
My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.
“A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.”
A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.