E. W. Howe Quotes

Edgar Watson Howe (May 3, 1853 – October 3, 1937), sometimes referred to as E. W. Howe, was an American novelist and newspaper and magazine editor in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He was perhaps best known for his magazine, E.W. Howe's Monthly. Howe was well traveled and known for his sharp wit in his editorials.

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E. W. Howe


Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.

E. W. Howe

#Enemies #Enemy #Loving #Treat #Your


When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

E. W. Howe

#Asking #Friend #Trouble #You Can Do It


There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.

E. W. Howe

#Good Thing


If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

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For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

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#Man #Wife


All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

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About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.

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#Harvard


Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.

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#Locked #Man


Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

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#Anniversary #Bride #Longer #Secret #Wait


When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck.

E. W. Howe

#Chance #Luck #Reason #Trust #Trusts


Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

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#Alive #Death #Law #Men


A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.

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#Advice #Good #Good Advice #Scare #Worth


The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.

E. W. Howe

#Appreciation #Great #Greatest #Humiliation #Life #Work


The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

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#Feeling #Home #Homesickness #Occasionally #Worst


If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

E. W. Howe

#Home #Insane #Mom #Mothers #Schools #Time